DIY Joke #1

Two guys in a pickup truck drive into a timber merchants. One of the men walked in the office and says, "We need some four-by-twos."

The man behind the counter replies, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The guy scratches his head and says, "I'll just go check," and goes back to the truck.

He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."

"All right, no problem. How long do you need them?"

The guy pauses for a minute and says, "I better go check."

After a while, he returns to the counter and says, "A long time. We're building a house."

Hehe, made me laugh... :P